Ep. 2 | Like Being Nowhere at All

Welcome to episode two of Brain Drain, a Midstory podcast that explores the city of Toledo through the eyes of the people who’ve left it behind. In this episode, we explore Toledo’s efforts to create an exciting and social urban scene.

Listen to episode 2 below, or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music.

In 1973, John Denver sang a song about Toledo to an estimated 30 million viewers of the Johnny Carson show. It was not flattering. “Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio, is like being nowhere at all” goes the first line. What follows describes a place where there is nothing to do except “sit in the park and watch the grass die,” where the sidewalks are rolled in by 10 p.m. and where “great entertainment” is watching “the buns rise” in the bakery.

At the time, John Denver’s song “Rocky Mountain High” occupied the number three spot on the pop charts, and news of his bruising new ballad made its way to Northwest Ohio, where some Toledoans were offended. 

Toledo’s mayor told the press that the song was “offensive as hell.” Blade reporter Tony Gearhart called Denver “a no-account slanderer” and “a furrow-browed, demon-eyed, nothing-is-sacred pop singer.”

But for other Toledoans, the song struck a chord. Several letters to the editor published in the Blade said the song wasn’t a “dastardly lie” like Gearhart described it. “Let’s face it, Toledo is not the Excitement Capital of the country,” one letter said. “Life in Toledo is a drag,” said another. “If it’s not going to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, there’s nothing to do at my age except listen to the bees buzz by.”

Denver said he’d never heard from anyone who was offended by the song. “Former Toledoans have come up to me after the show and laughed about it. And they all say it’s true,” he said.

At the time, several recessions, urban renewal projects and a mass exodus to the suburbs had left Toledo’s once bustling center desolate and lacking the restaurants and entertainment venues that once gave it life. 

A lot has changed since those times. In the past two decades alone, there has been a major renovation of the riverfront, a five-year development plan and the arrival of the ProMedica headquarters. By all reports, a lot has improved. 

But still, the legacy of “Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio” lives on. Toledo is still not known for being an “Excitement Capital” of the nation or even Ohio. Despite all the changes, many are still frustrated that downtown Toledo is not more than it could be. For many, it’s a reason they want to pull up their stakes and head elsewhere. 

To learn more about Toledo’s downtown scene, explore the gallery below.


Stay tuned for more deep dives in our following episodes.

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